M, M, What begins with M?

Mad cow disease has been wrecking the country- tons of thousands of thousands of people have become sick with the disease.  Magnificent amounts of ambulances have been driving around in each state because of this.  Magic markers have been bought up, because so many people want to make signs so people are aware of what's happening.  Mayans have predicted this would happen; a piece of hieroglyphics were found in a cave telling the story of the mad cow.  Mistreatment of patients have been all over the news too; there are so many people that the hospitals are overflowing.  Mandatory moving of cows to space has been issued.  Moo-ve out of the way when the rocket ship blasts off!!